Bridal Diseases

I swear — the closer the wedding gets, the more mysterious ailments I have.

Saturday morning I woke up, showered, and was getting ready as usual, when I noticed that my left ear was all red and splotchy. Huh? How did that happen? It wasn't around my earring hole, it was more at the bottom of my earlobe, and I couldn't figure out what the heck was going on. I hadn't slept with my earrings in, there was no sign of a bite, it wasn't swollen, and it didn't hurt. It was just icky-looking and red. Not very bride-like at all.

Mid-week, it's a little better, but still red and more annoying then anything. I know I've mentioned that I'm klutzy so I am clearly expecting a few papercuts and bruises to accessorize with my wedding dress, but I'm really not in the mood for anymore mysterious bridal ailments to make an appearance in the next 2+ months.

Have you had any strange bridal diseases appear as your wedding gets closer?